am I nineteen or thirty-eight?

I am an Independent Sales Representative for AVON. (You can shop my online store here.)

I drive a white, 1997 Chevrolet Venture. It has a Fort Wayne Select Soccer sticker peeling off of the back window. The driver side window doesn't work.The air conditioning doesn't work.

While I drive said Soccer Mom Van, I often play a CD of Frank Sinatra music. I turn the volume up. I put down the window that works.

Sometimes I play one of my mix CDs. They include music by The Ready Set, Straight No Chaser, Owl City, and Michael Buble, plus a few songs from Glee and Fame. The volume is inappropriately high, and I sing at the top of my lungs (yes, I'm one of those people who sings when she's driving alone).

I totally want to be a soccer mom, and I'll be the proud owner of a Honda Odyssey. For now, I'll just confuse people.